Many theories and hypothesis have been made on the subject of this dazzling creature, the Beret (Beretus Moherus Polonicus). Berets usually live in herds, and storm buses, churches, or other places in which one needs a seat. No-one knows the reason of this strange fetish, but several biologists agree that the sight of a standing passenger straining in full traffic stimulates their dopamine receptors.

However, in my recent ethnographical travels, I made a breathtaking breakthrough, which would question the integrity of "hatching grounds" rumours: Berets aren't animals, they're CYBORGS. I discovered their cloning and assembly facility, and managed to take a few shots of one individual before the street was full of axe-wielding enraged cyber-berets.

Enjoy.